love animals? love art? love colour and whimsy? wait, you don't? that's wild get outta here! scram! ----
Paint, predominantly!
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Between existential panic and garbled Spanish, I am devoting my time to a hobby I've always loved, but never allocated oxygen to. Time, sunshine and verve will tell what comes of it!
My goal for the next year is to spend every spare minute (which is most minutes) learning how to paint and discovering my personal style. I also want to share my art beyond painting my friend's pets (no disrespect to my stinky nieces and nephews).
Great news for you, that means I'm accepting a wide gamut of commissions while I experiment! Have you always wanted a recreation of your lawn mower in space in the style of Van Gogh? F*** it, I'll do it, and for a lot less water than ChatGPT.
If you want to support an amateur artist with the audacity to try, you've come to the right place. If you're not, I can't actually help you but good luck.
What I do
Art by Nicole
Between existential panic and garbled Spanish, I am devoting my time to a hobby I've always loved, but never allocated oxygen to. Time, sunshine and verve will tell what comes of it!
My goal for the next year is to spend every spare minute (which is most minutes) learning how to paint and discovering my personal style. I also want to share my art beyond painting my friend's pets (no disrespect to my stinky nieces and nephews).
Great news for you, that means I'm accepting a wide gamut of commissions while I experiment! Have you always wanted a recreation of your lawn mower in space in the style of Van Gogh? F*** it, I'll do it, and for a lot less water than ChatGPT.
If you want to support an amateur artist with the audacity to try, you've come to the right place. If you're not, I can't actually help you but good luck.
Portrait of a Stinky Baby
For the last couple of years, I've been manipulating people into sending me photos of their beloved pets under the guise of art. If you want to be exploited for your animal a custom pet portrait, check out my IG below and fill out the commission form.
For the last couple of years, I've been manipulating people into sending me photos of their beloved pets under the guise of art. If you want to be exploited for your animal a custom pet portrait, check out my IG below and fill out the commission form.
Who am I?
Whether you're interested in a custom commission, a specific painting, or simply want to share your thoughts on the collection, I'd love to hear from you.